cadenza - not fat, just naked :D @boobnews
Cadenza - is fat, and wearing underwear in this gif :D
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“Why do they think ‘fat dyke’ is an insult? To me, it means… I’m gonna eat fried chicken and pussy. That’s why I brought wet naps.” —
Margaret Cho (via rufflebutts)
Note to self: stock up on wet wipes.
(Source: liquorinthefront, via andyouknowit)
Cadenza in gif form! Be still, my loins!
cadenza - not fat, just naked :D @boobnews
Cadenza - is fat, and wearing underwear in this gif :D
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R U KIDDIN ME, THIS BEARS GOT THE LIFE!!!!! NOTHIN 2 DO BUT LOUNGE IN THE SUN WAIT FOR BELLY RUBS. HEY BEAR U NEED A SCRATCH?, NO PROB, I AM JEALITCH!!!!
I need this badge.
(via iamoffendedbecause)
This cat reminds me of Lil McQuillan. Luckily the kitten looks nothing like Quentin or I would bawl.
(Source: fyeahcatsandkittens, via fuckyeahcatgifs)
“People get really irritated by mental illness. ‘Just fucking get it together! Suck it up, man!’ I had a breakdown, and a spiritual friend came to visit me in the psych ward. And they said, ‘You need to get out of here. Because this is the story you’re telling yourself. You know, Patch Adams has this great work-group camp where you can learn how to really celebrate life.’ It’s something people are so powerless over, and so often they want to make it your fault. It’s nobody fault. I started thinking of suicide when I was 10 years old—I can’t believe that that’s somebody’s fault. Like, ‘Oh, you’re just an attention getter.’ Mental illness isn’t seen as an illness, it’s seen as a choice…. I have a joke about how people don’t talk about mental illness the way they do other regular illnesses. ‘Well, apparently Jeff has cancer. Uh, I have cancer. We all have cancer. You go to chemotherapy you get it taken care of, am I right? You get back to work.’ Or: ‘I was dating this chick, and three months in, she tells me that she wears glasses, and she’s been wearing contact lenses all this time. She needs help seeing. I was like, listen, I’m not into all that Western medicine shit. If you want to see, then work at it. Figure out how not to be so myopic. You know?’” — Maria Bamford (via lavender-labia)
(via lavenderlabia)
today at starbucks this girl ordered a drink and told them to put the name “primrose everdeen” on the cup and when the barista called out the name she screamed “i volunteer as tribute” and everyone just stared at her
I think memily will appreciate this.
(via andyouknowit)
That awkward moment when the National Party launch their Hutt Valley branch 20kms away from the Hutt Valley.
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Here is a working prototype for Kitty Writer, except with a cat who’s not Seb and a computer not a typewriter
omg
(Source: catsncats)
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Diane Revoluta: Something is rotten in the state of New Zealand -
Yesterday, somewhere between 2000-5000 people marched in Wellington against the government’s plans to partially sell state assets. This followed a similar sized march in Auckland last weekend and a week-long hikoi starting in Cape Reinga. After last year’s record low voter turn out, it would…
Combining three of my concerns in no particular order: puppies, parenthood and ANTM.
SEVEN YOUNG LADIES STAND BEFORE ME … BUT I ONLY HAVE SIX PHOTOS IN MY HANDS.
AND THESE PHOTOS … REPRESENT THE GIRLS … WHO ARE STILL IN THE RUNNING TOWARD BECOMING … AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL.
I’M KIDDING, OBVIOUSLY. NONE OF YOU ARE TALL ENOUGH FOR RUNWAY WORK, PLUS I DON’T HAVE HANDS. NOW GET OUT OF HERE AND GO PLAY IN THE YARD. I NEED TO TAKE A LITTLE NAP.
At the bottom of this stack is a really buff John Cusack in a trenchcoat.
(Source: taylors-photojournal)